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Miss Maybe performs traditional British Burlesque acts that skillfully merge the best of Vaudeville and Music Hall with sharp wit and observational comedy. A trained actress, she brings an innate understanding of the stage and character to her acts, often combining humorous monologues with striptease and clowning. Her ability to create plausible yet ridiculous characters is unparalleled; to do so whilst retaining the audience’s empathy despite their antics is testimony to her great skill as a performer. She is an accomplished compere and is currently touring the UK with her theatre show ‘ A Glimpse of Stocking’, a one-woman show that celebrates the wit and irreverence of British Burlesque.

Routines

SEDUCTION OF THE PIZZA BOY:

(8-minute comedy monologue and strip – requires pizza boy (can be provided for small extra cost) )

Missy is fed up with being single and decides to take her love life into her own hands by seducing the

unsuspecting Pizza Delivery Boy, using the art of Burlesque. However Missy hasn’t spent the money on feather boas and silk stockings and improvises with a range of household items

 

PERFECT WIFE – IMPERFECT HUSBAND:

(5-minute comedic strip with comedy monologue)

Whilst delivering a talk on how to be the perfect wife, Miss Maybe discovers her husband’s dirty secret lurking at the bottom of the laundry basket…

 

THE INTELLIGENCE FORMULA:

(5-minute comedic strip)

After years of research, a mad (but chauvinistic) scientist thinks he may have discovered the formula for super intelligence. The final step is to test the elixir on himself, with some very surprising results…

 

THE HOME COMING:

(8-minute comedic monologue and strip)

Missy is hanging out her smalls and not so smalls when she discovers a letter at the bottom of the basket from her Albert, telling her that he is home on leave and arriving …TODAY!!

There’s no time to lose, Missy must get out of her housecoat and headscarf with only the washing line to protect her modesty.

 

WOMENS’ INSTITUTE:

Miss Maybe has been asked to speak at the local WI about ‘suitable hobbies for ladies’ – but in amongst the home grown marrows and homemade jams , she finds some very un-lady-like shoes that she just can’t resist trying on…

 

KNICKERS IN A TWIST:

(5-minute monologue and comedic strip)

Missy has finally got a date after 18 months of being single. She met him on the internet and he’s hot, hot, hot! The only trouble is, Missy told him she was a size 8, 21-year-old lingerie model. With the assistance of 7 pairs of control knickers, she thinks she may have got away with it, but now the date looks like it’s heading to the bedroom and she’s got to get them off!

Venues

APRIL 2012: ‘PRIVATE WIDDLE SOCIAL CLUB’ BURLESQUE NIGHT, ASTOR THEATRE, DEAL

MARCH 2012: WANTON WORDS AND BURLESQUE BOMBSHELLS’, TOM THUMB THEATRE, MARGATE (PRODUCER & PERFORMER)

FEB 2012: LADY K’S ‘LA PLUME’, BEDFORD

DEC 2011: FESTIVE FRIVOLITIES, SARAH THORNE THEATRE, BROADSTAIRS (COMPERE & PERFORMER)

NOV 2011: A LITTLE OF WHAT YOU FANCY, SARAH THORNE THEATRE, BROADSTAIRS (PRODUCER, COMPERE, PERFORMER)

OCT 2011: WANTON WORDS AND BURLESQUE BOMBSHELLS, CANTERBURY FESTIVAL (PRODUCER, COMPERE, PERFORMER)

OCT 2011: LADY K ‘LA PLUME’, BEDFORD

OCT 2011: ADAM ANT’S NIGHT OF BRITISH BURLESQUE, ASTOR THEATRE, DEAL (COMPERE & PERFORMER)

JULY 2011: LOUNGE ON THE FARM FESTIVAL, CANTERBURY

JULY 2011: WAR AND PEACE SHOW, HOP FARM, KENT

JULY 2011: PRIVATE WIDDLE SOCIAL CLUB, ASTOR THEATRE, DEAL

JULY 2011: HOOLA BOOGIE, LONDON

JULY 2011: A GLIMPSE OF STOCKING (ONE-WOMAN SHOW), ASTOR THEATRE, DEAL

JUNE 2011: A GLIMPSE OF STOCKING, SARAH THORNE THEATRE, BROADSTAIRS

MAY 2011: PRIVATE WIDDLE SOCIAL CLUB, ASTOR THEATRE, DEAL

APRIL 2011: HELL’S BELLES, ASHFORD

MARCH 2011: RISQUE AND FRISKY, BEDFORD ARMS, BALHAM

FEB 2011: PRIVATE WIDDLE SOCIAL CLUB, ASTOR THEATRE, DEAL (COMPERE & PERFORMER)

REGULAR WORKSHOPS IN BURLESQUE DANCE AT ASTOR THEATRE DEAL AND MASQUE DANCE STUDIOS RAMSGATE

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